The sun, suffering from the linger effects of an eclipse, stuck its head out and illuminated the sky in a sickening hue of bloody orange and electric purple. Satisfied at uglifying the sky, he got straight to work to screwing up the rest of the world, starting with the train station.
Burt opened his watch to check the time and was instantly blinded by the sun bouncing off the cover. Dropping the watch, he covered his eyes and inadvertently spurred his horse, who took off like a cannon shot.
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