1} We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2} We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling, "WOO-HOO!!!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3} We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones butt and honestly believe that we could do it too.
4} In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5} We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooooo much.
6} We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because, "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!"
7} We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
8} We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
9} We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
10} We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?).
11} We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when sit on it.
12} We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
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#9 totally cracked me up!
Glad you like.
I think the blog was starting to get a bit heavy, so I thought I would lighten the atmosphere just a little.
No gender stereotyping going on here then! ;)
What's my excuse for doing number 11 and 12 sober??
This was funny. Thanks!
I need to get out more often.
Oh, drinking, I miss you!
Not a fighter, but many of these are so true. Soooo sad!
This is so funny!! I do kid a lot on my blog about regular drinking but I'm actually more of a moderate imbiber. And am so glad my much younger days of occasionally sleeping on a mop pillow are behind me.
Jannie: Fortuantely (or unfortunately depending on how you want to look at) I never did drink while growing up. But I did hear a lot of nifty stories about it...and got a good night sleep at a Holiday Inn. :-0
T1G: Hey there sparkly person! So glad you could make it today!
Yeah, I know, I know. You have to give up a lot things in your present state of being. :-0
David: You and me both. I'm at the age where it's easier to watch people on t.v. getting smashed than it is to go out and experience it.
Kelly: Sober?? You mean you done this schtuff sober?
Joe: Nope. I'm an equal opportunist. Male or female, it's simply just the real thing. :-O
What a great list! fits my life 20 years ago to a "T". hehe especially #9! Maybe even #6 a little. Ahhh, the good ole days.
I think it fits everyone's life to a certain degree some 20 odd years ago.
:-0
that one sexy move actually can be pretty sexy, depending on how much the guy has had to drink too.
Fortunately for me, when I was a drinker, I never did any of that stuff! Ugh! The toilet one is THE WORST sounding one.
R.K.: Yeah, it does sound disgusting don't it?
Charles: Ummm....yeah. Touche', you have yet again got me tongue-tied for a response. :-o
2: Somehow as someone said...drunk guys DO think that is sexy.
And sober guys would think that's sexy only at the Gold Club....
Ah yes, I remember the cool comfort of a tiled bathroom floor.
and I'm not even a girl.
I quit drinking after I woke up in someone else's car after having to let a friend drive me home In MY PORSCHE!!!
Ouch....not a good thing losing one's car to the helping hand of a "friend".
The closest I've come to anything in this post was the summer of last year, when I used to mix little nip bottles of tequila and diet pepsi, then spend a wonderful afternoon of writing while drunk.
Serves them right for drinking lemonade with their vodka anyway.... tonic is a much better choice
Being a non-drinker (sadly) I'll take your word for it.
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