Hitting '2' on the speed dial, Azalea soon had Walter's cell phone ringing in her ear. Patiently waiting for the other end to answer, a million thoughts went racing though her mind about what she was going to say when he answered. As the phone was being answered, she decided to shoot from the lip before Walter did.
Part 3
"Hey, love of my life! How are you doing? I'm returning your voice mail and I must say I can't stop thinking about you either. I miss you tons. Have I got a surprise for you!" Pausing to catch her breath, the next two sentences that she heard, hit her like a quarterback being sacked.
"No, I'm not the love of your life! Who is this anyways?" said a very hot female voice.
Stunned and speechless, Azalea felt herself becoming angrier by the minute as the unknown voice continued to pour it on.
"Look, I don't know who you are, but you better keep your sorry ass away from my man. He's a one woman man who doesn't need another skirt chasing him. So whoever you are, get lost!!"
Finally regaining her ability to speak, Azalea gave the unknown female what for.
"Look here you dim bulb, this is Walter's wife Azalea! I don't know who you are or why you're speaking on my husband's cell, but your sad sorry ass better be far away from that room when I get there, or I will permanently scramble your brains! Now I suggest you hang up that phone, because when I call again in ten seconds, Walter better be answering the phone, not you."
Sure enough, ten seconds after redialing, Walter picked up on the second ring.
"Hello?"
Silence was all that greeted him as Azalea came to the grim conclusion that Walter was a cheat.
"Hey! Whoever this is, you better cut the silent treatment right now or else I'm going to terminate this phone call."
More silence ensued. Disgustedly, Walter said, "Right. I'm going to terminate this call now!"
Azalea finally spoke, her words dripping with icy venom. "Don't you dare hang up this phone, you lying sack of shit!"
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
3 comments:
Go on, give me your best shot. I can take it. If I couldn't, I wouldn't have created this wonderful little blog that you decided to grace with your presence today.
About that comment moderation thingy: While yes, it does say up above I can take it, I only use it to prevent the occasional miscreant from leaving thoughtless and/or clueless comments.
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I'm gonna have to go back to the beginning and catch up so I can read these.
ReplyDeleteYou are sooo good at weaving this together.
ReplyDeletePermanently scramble yuur brains! Fightin' words for sure.
Glad everyone likes the story so far.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the compliments, they do really mean a lot to me.
Permanently scramble your brains...not sure where I came up with that, but it seems to work quite well.