Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Me So Horny, Me Love You Long Time (3)

part 1 & part 2

The final part for this trilogy will cover how I use in my writings, my observations of the opposite sex during the day-to-day activities that is called my life.

I, like most guys, is simply mesmerized by the opposite sex. The way they move, the way they think, and the way they use their entire body as a weapon of destruction.

Most of the women in my stories are ethnic, simply because most of the women I see and deal with on a daily basis are ethnic. And usually, most of the women in my stories share some similar traits and characteristics: athletic yet lithe, fiercely independent, sensual and self assured to the point of arrogance.

Suddenly, a rather well built and angry black woman bursts on the scene, grabs the narrator and throws him to the ground. Before he can respond, two other equally well built and incredibly angry women (one black and one Hispanic) pick him up and drag him over to a chair, where they proceed to tie him down and then use him as a punching bag. The first woman watches for a minute or so, before blowing a referee's whistle. She then sits down at the computer and begins to pound away on the keyboard.

"Okay, listen up. Let me give you the 411 on this clown as it applies to his usage of the female species. I am a prime example of how he makes the real world visual into a fictional reality."
"Wait a minute! Who do you think you are, barging into my blog post and having a couple of women beat me up?"
"Shut up fool, or I'll have those two ladies over there, Gwendolyn and Bobbi, finish beating you down into the ground."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me. And you ought to know that I can back up my mouth, because you know who I am."

The blogger freaks, because he'd just figured out whose standing in front of him.

"That's right fool. My name is Alex Carter, and I'm your lead female in your latest story. So shut up and let me say what needs to be said, or so help me, I'll finish what the other two started. Understand?"
Realizing that he's F'ed more ways than he could possibly imagine, he nods his head in agreement.
"Good."

Alex turns her attention back to the task at hand. "Listen up peoples. What the legendary G is trying to politely say, is that he gives his female characters the same attributes that he admires in the real world, namely a woman's rack, her butt and her hair, in that order. If you've been even a casual reader of his other blog, the first thing that sticks out (no pun intended) is that all the females are extremely well built. Top heavy one might say, well endowed would be another. Why? Because that is the number one thing that turns his head, with the butt and the hair turning his head if the rack doesn't do it.

"How am I a prime example? I figured that no one remembers the previous description of me from the original story, but in the current story, he did make me somewhat sculpted, but gave me a pair of big boobs," she paused for a second to walk over to the blogger and deliver a hard slap to the face, before coming back to the computer, "a soft ass and waist length hair.

"Now don't get me wrong, I love the long hair and the decent ass, but I'm really tired of having a rack the size of Dolly Parton's. I mean, couldn't you at least make them a few inches smaller, so that people would see me for who I am, instead of what I am? I mean, I got a brain and I've been trying to use it to the best of my abilities in this story, but geez, ya got me acting like a sex machine. What gives?

"And if you think I got it bad, he did the exact same thing to Gwendolyn and Bobbi, who co-star in his most recently published book. So yeah, he more than uses what he sees in the real world, but does the end result really justify writing the way he writes? I mean, the man really does have talent. I just wish that he would find a better way of utilizing it."

Alex gets up and walks over to where the blogger is and gives him a kiss on the head. The other two untie his hands and gives him a kiss on his head, before following Alex out of the room and back into the books from where they originated. The blogger unties his legs and hustles over to the computer. Pressing CTRL & A, he has the entire post highlighted and is about to press the delete key, when a small twinge of guilt comes over him. He removes his finger and sits back to think about what was said.

A few minutes later, he decided to add a few more words of his own, in order to complete the post and schedule it for publication. He spends the next fifteen minutes staring at the screen, but nothing seems to come out. Finally, something does originate deep within that pea brain of his, and he begins to type away.

"There really isn't nothing more I can add to what has already been said here today. While what Mrs. Carter say is basically true, I am trying my best to tone it down in one venue (graphic descriptive sex) and turn it up in the other (descriptive sensuality). It isn't easy to do, but like she suggested, I am trying to find a better way of utilizing it, and the other things of the female form besides the aforementioned items."

14 comments:

  1. Wow. You meet some interesting women!

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  2. You have some very strong characters so I'm thinking you'll be working it out just fine ;)

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  3. Talon: Thanks. I try to make them as strong as possible without completely overwhelming the story with them.

    R.K.: Yeah, I do at that. Sadly (or happily) my writing is a product of my environment.

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  4. The hardest thing is to cut deep to the emotion. I don't think even the best writers are able to pull it off all the time.

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  5. "Deep to the emotion"? I think you lost me on this one Charles. This may be something I would have to pick your brain on a little bit.

    I do know that I've been trying as of late to give my characters more depth (if that's what you're saying. I'm just taking an educated guess here). And as you stated, it has been a hit or miss proposition (mostly miss).

    But I keep trying to find that good balance between too much and too little with my characters.

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  6. It's odd to be reminded of the lens through which men see women. Although, men definitely have different tastes. I've always attracted men who like petite women and short hair. I like being small-chested. I don't have to hang on to my goods when running for the bus. Also, gravity has a lot less hold so the aging process has been very, very kind to me so far.

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  7. R.K.: That is a very nice description of yourself.

    The lens of which I've viewed women throughout the decades has changed considerably. Some may say it has changed for the good, and some may say that it has changed for the bad.

    I simply try to write using what I find most attractive about a woman. Granted, at times it may seem a bit, well, tasteless, but I'm trying my best to make my female characters more than simply just being eye candy.

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  8. I'm impressed by the strong women characters you write. ANd brains too. Very good.

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  9. Jeanne: Thanks.

    They're still a work in progress, but I find that I'm getting more comfortable in melding the various parts (physical, emotional, etc.) that make up my female characters.

    Now if I could only do the same thing with my male characters, I'll have it made.

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  10. Don't mess with your female lead characters. They say what they mean. I enjoyed this piece very much. Good job.

    I wish you and your family a very happy Thanksgiving!!

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  11. Forgive me if you've addressed this elsewhere, but do you think of yourself as writing more for a male audience?

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  12. Mama Z: Nope, this was the first time that your question was asked of me, and it's a very good question.

    My idea early on was to write for a mixed audience, but as I've gotten further along with my writing, it has leaned towards a male audience. Whether this was intentional or not, it's hard to say, but from what I've posted on FSG, there is a reasonable assumption that my writing has been going that way for some time.

    However, I do think that with my last few stories on FSG (except for that "Basement Of My Adultery" story), and with the current batch I'm writing, I'm trying to swing that pendulum back to the center again.

    I write what I'm comfortable with, and its gonna be a long uphill (and hopefully successful) battle not to completely turn off people to what I write.

    Kelly: Thanks.

    It's funny, but most of my closet friends and confidants are strong, independent women (not sure why, but it is), and they have such warm and vibrant personalities that it makes it quite easy to inject a little bit of them into a character, whether it be descriptive or it be dialogue.

    And the I wish the same to you and yours as well.

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  13. I like the way you've tackled the issue here G :)

    I think Ms Carter was too kind and should have suffocated you to death with her boobs though - seems only fair:))

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  14. Jane: How did you know that was my secret wish of being dispatched??? :-0

    Seriously though, many thanks. I know what I write has always been a tough subject to talk about with family, friends, co-workers and comnplete strangers, so that's why I always try to temper the subject with humor. For the most part, it's been working.

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