Before you rush to apply for that too-good-to-be true job, here's some advice on translating corporate ad-speak into practical English.
1} Must have an eye for detail
Translation: "We have no quality control."
2} Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience
Translation: "You'll need it to replace three people who just left."
3} No phone calls please
Translation: "We've filled the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality."
4} Problem solving skills a must
Translation: "You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos."
5} Requires team leadership skills
Translation: "You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect."
6} Good communications skills
Translation: "Management communicates, you listen and figure out what they want."
7} Must be deadline oriented
Translation: "You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day."
8} Flexible hours
Translation: "Work 40 hours, get paid for 25."
9} Duties will vary
Translation: "Anyone in the office can boss you around."
10} Ability to handle a heavy workload
Translation: "You whine, you're fired."