In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
The shoplifter special
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions, use like regular soap.
And that would be how...?
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion--Defrost.
But, it's just a suggestion
On Tesco's Tiramisu desdert (printed on bottom of box): Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
As night follows day....
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
But would this save even more time?
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or opertate machinery after taking this medication.
We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning, may cause drowsiness.
One would hope
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
As opposed to what?
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
I gotta admit, I'm curious
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning, contains nuts.
Talk about a news flash
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions, open packet, eat nuts.
Step 3, fly Delta
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Did this really happen somewhere? My God!