Monday, January 28, 2013


step, step, step, step, step, step, step

squeaky, squeaky, squeaky, squeaky



doo, doo, doo, DOO!

tap, tap, tap, tappitty, tappitty, tappity x10




grumble, grumble, grumble

tap, tap, tap, poke, poke, poke


"Ummm...Dad? What are you doing?"


"Nothing sweetie. Why do you ask?"

"Mom says that if you're done playing around, she needs those four boneless ribeyes."



"What sweetie?"



poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke


"Something else?"


"Will do."

yank, rev, rev, rev, rev, REV!

drip, drip, drip, drip



woof, woof, woof

crunch, crunch, crunch



squeaky, squeaky, squeaky, squeak

step, step, step, step

"Here you go, four boneless ribeyes extra sweet."

"Thanks, honey. What took you so long?"

"Your brother was being extra fiesty tonight, so he was battling me every step of the way."

"Well then, that'll teach him to choose option #2 for paying the rent. He'll just have to learn to get along with fewer ribs and a half pancreas."


Go on, give me your best shot. I can take it. If I couldn't, I wouldn't have created this wonderful little blog that you decided to grace with your presence today.

About that comment moderation thingy: While yes, it does say up above I can take it, I only use it to prevent the occasional miscreant from leaving thoughtless and/or clueless comments.

So remember, all of your comments are greatly appreciated and all answers will be given that personal touch that you come to expect and enjoy.

G. B. Miller

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