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Monday, January 28, 2013

Ribeyes

step, step, step, step, step, step, step

squeaky, squeaky, squeaky, squeaky

D'oh!

whoosh

doo, doo, doo, DOO!

tap, tap, tap, tappitty, tappitty, tappity x10

slurp

whirl

??!??

grumble, grumble, grumble

tap, tap, tap, poke, poke, poke

whirl

"Ummm...Dad? What are you doing?"

click

"Nothing sweetie. Why do you ask?"

"Mom says that if you're done playing around, she needs those four boneless ribeyes."

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrr

"Dad?"

"What sweetie?"

"Now."

"Okay."

poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke

"Dad!"

"Something else?"

"Sugar."

"Will do."

yank, rev, rev, rev, rev, REV!

drip, drip, drip, drip

fling

whistles

woof, woof, woof

crunch, crunch, crunch

sssssssssssssssssssssssss

Phew!

squeaky, squeaky, squeaky, squeak

step, step, step, step

"Here you go, four boneless ribeyes extra sweet."

"Thanks, honey. What took you so long?"

"Your brother was being extra fiesty tonight, so he was battling me every step of the way."

"Well then, that'll teach him to choose option #2 for paying the rent. He'll just have to learn to get along with fewer ribs and a half pancreas."

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