Monday, June 2, 2008

Why We Broke Up!

She told me we couldn't afford Budweiser beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending:
$65 on make-up,
$150 for a cut & color,
$30 for a manicure,
$40 for a pedicure,
$50 on vitamins,
$300 on clothers,
and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the Budweiser was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

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