A nifty blog I started following about a couple of months ago called Breath of Insanity was impressed enough with me as a person (or blogger, or shoot, just felt sorry for me) to tag me with a meme (ya'll remember those, right?) about week ago or so.
I figured since the last time I did one was earlier this spring (and quite badly I might add), I felt it was high time to do another. However, considering how large this one is, I figured it would be easier on everyone (realistically, easier on me) to break this bad boy in parts. And if you so desire, feel free to do any part of this meme on your blog, just remember to give credit to the one that passed it on to you (not me, but Breath of Insanity).
So without further ado, here are ?s 1-25 (along with enough links to keep you happy):
1} Where were you three hours ago?: At work messing up people's paychecks.
2} Who are you in love with?: Officially, my wife.
3} Have you ever eaten a crayon?: No.
4} Is there anything pink within ten feet of you?: Bedspread (no comment from the peanut gallery).
5} When was the last time you went to the mall?: April of this year, Westfarms Mall.
6} Are you wearing socks right now?: Yup. Tubulars.
7} Do you have a car worth over $2000?: Yes. Oldsmobile Alero.
8} When was the last time you drove out of town?: To go to work this morning.
9} Have you been to the movies in the past five days?: Get real. I go during the summer every month of June. Here is what I saw last, This one, and this one.
10} Are you hot?: Physically, no. To others, yes.
11} What was the last thing you had to drink?: Water.
12} What are you wearing right now?: Boots, white socks, black jeans, Bazooka Joe t-shirt.
13} Do you wash your car or do you let the car wash do it?: Neither, I let Mother Nature do it.
14} Last food you ate?: Ham and Cheese on rye with mayo, onions and sweet peppers (and no, no link for this one) and a bag of Cape Cod Kettle Cooked Sour Cheddar/Jack potato chips.
15} Where were you last week at this time?: In front of my computer writing a piece of flash fiction laced with spirituality. Or watching FoxNews, I can't remember which.
16} Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?: Right.......
17} When was the last time you ran?: Thirty-five years ago.
18} What was the last sporting event you watched? Live, nada. On the tube, UFC Unleashed.
19} Your favorite animal?: I lease a cat, but the cat owns me.
20} Your dream vacation?: Traveling US 6 from Cape Cod to Bishop, California.
21} Last person's house you were in?: My brother's about three weeks ago.
22} Worst injury you ever had?: Bruised sternum and cracked rib from rolling my car over a guardrail back in 1984.
23} Have you ever been in love?: See question #2.
24} Do you miss anyone right now?: My dad.
25} Last play you saw?: I don't remember the title, but it was back in the mid 90's.
Sometime in the next couple of weeks, ?s 26-50.