Continuation of a meme from a couple of weeks ago called "50 Random ?'s".
Click here for #1-25.
26} What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?: Hmmm.....I'm married, therefore, my secret weapon is that I'm forbidden fruit.
27} What are your plans for tonight?: Not sure, but will be recovering in some particular way from dealing with dolts all day at work.
28} Who is the last person to send you a My Space comment or message?: I don't do MySpace. I have enough problems doing this blog, that blog, Facebook and Chat Rooms, in that order.
29} Next trip you're going to take.: Not a clue. Body is too broken down with this malady and that malady to do anything like traveling.
30} Ever go to camp?: Yes. Next question.
31} Were you an honor student in school?: Excuse me? I'll have you know that I was Peppermint Patty's role model.
32} What do you want to know about the future?: Will I be a functioning cripple in five years? Or will I be needing 24/7 /365 care for the rest of my life?
33} Are you wearing perfume or cologne?: Allergic. But I like the smell of either only when it's used properly.
34} Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?: See the links in #29 for answers.
35} Where is your best friend(s)?: Connecticut, Massachusetts, Indiana and Texas.
36} How is your best friend(s)?: Doing fine.
37} Do you have a tan?: Only on my left forearm which perpetually hangs outside the care door. However, I do have a lovely sunburn that encompasses my head.
38} What are you listening to right now?: Incidental music from a video game.
39} Do you collect anything?: Useless factoids about the world around me. Seriously, I collect acquaintances, friends, enemies and trolls. In that order.
40} Who is the biggest gossiper you know?: My daughter. In all seriousness, gossip at my job keeps me employed.
41} Last time you were stopped by a cop or pulled over? June of 2008 when the local constabulary questioned me as to why I was hanging out at the park (my daughter was playing there, thus I was doing daycare).
42} Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?: See #29.
43} What does your last text message say?: Yeah (seriously).
44} Do you like hot sauce?: Yes indeedy doody. The hotter, the better. Faves include anything made by this company and that company.
45} Last time you took a shower? This morning.
46} Do you need to do laundry?: Not until next week.
47} What is your heritage?: Italian, German and English.
48} Are you someone's best friend?: See #35.
49} Are you rich? Only with people.
50} What were you doing at 12a.m. last night? Crawling into bed. By myself.
To all you dads, married or single, and to all you moms who are single, I wish you a Happy Father's Day.