1} We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2} We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling, "WOO-HOO!!!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3} We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones butt and honestly believe that we could do it too.
4} In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5} We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooooo much.
6} We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because, "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!"
7} We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
8} We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
9} We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
10} We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?).
11} We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when sit on it.
12} We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.