I am not here today (well, only the words that popped out of my brain that you're about to read are here) but over at the anti-Cedar's Mountain, Partially Yours.
Today's installment is once again brought to you by my very good friend Dean Davis who, if he was a teacher when I was in school, probably would've made school a helluva lot more enjoyable for me.
Also, you'll find a link to part 2 that Blogger ate up for a snack a week ago, because as you know, I don't post without telling people I'm not gonna post.
Also, please note the following warning:
Do not, under any circumstances, read this post while eating. Reading this post while eating will probably in a best case scenario, make you queasy for the rest of the day, worst case scenario, make you salute the porcelain Gods right where you sit.
Duly noted on this day, May 20, 2011, a proper and legal warning was given for the post over at Partially Yours by this post here on Cedar's Mountain.
Enjoy chewing it back!