Well, not really, since I don't have anything that tops last Sunday's eye popping good news. However, because it is Sunday, I regret to inform you that I have survived the Rapture because gosh darn it, God in his/her infinite wisdom has dubbed me and 99 1/2% of the rest of the world worthy of living to the end of our existence, whenever that end may be.
Because I survived the Rapture (emotionally, spiritually, mentally and most importantly, financially), I must of course give thanks by offering up the final chapter of The Spirit Took Flight And Touched The Canopy Of Life for your enjoyment.
And now, I leave you to your own devices, because having survived the Rapture has left me in a state of flux, I must dig out those wicked sermons on penguin lust as delivered by Fundamentally Oral Bill.
While I'm experiencing those sermons from one of my favorite bible thumpers, I leave you with the 100% original and non-harmful version of The Rapture: