Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Blogging On The Fly

Have you ever tried blogging on the fly?

Let me tell you, it's damn near impossible, 'cause them flies are just so freakin' tiny that there's no way in hell you can rest a computer on them without making fly pate'. Yummy Yum.

Speaking of pate', have you even tried pate'? Seems to me that anything that looks like Mighty Dog dog food wigglin' and jigglin' on the plate, should not be eaten, less you find yourself being the butt of ridicule for days on end.

And what about those butts? Personally, I prefer pork butt and ham butt, as opposed to any other kind of juicy butt. But in a pinch, a chicken butt will do.

But I don't eat too much chicken, 'cause you know I really don't have a groupie that cooks me chicken twenty-four seven and I really don't like the Beaneaters of Boston, 'cause you know, they give me gas.

Flies don't, which is odd, 'cause you know, they taste so yummy and are so chock full of natural nutrients that you simply can't hold in the excellent taste.

And I do have excellent taste, 'cause you know, I am a glutton for the foods I really enjoy, except the foods I really enjoy aren't that healthy for me.

But healthy food isn't what it's cracked up to be. I think my very worst nightmare, would be if I had to become a vegetarian. Just think about it, have you ever met a vegetarian who doesn't like veggies? I would starve to death,'cause the only thing I would have to eat are flies, but you know flies are da bomb.

And they taste even better with salt and washed down with bug juice. Yummy yum yum yum!

Speaking of Yum, did you know that there is a large food conglomo called Yum! Brands, operators of KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut? Haven't eaten at KFC in a while, 'cause I'm really hip to good customer service and the KFC near me don't have it. Same goes for Taco Bell. Don't do Pizza Hut, 'cause you know pizza isn't really that good for me.

And finally, speaking of good for me, this blog still is. And in the large scheme of life, its nice to know that I own at least one thing that keeps me semi-occupied and in trouble.

This stream of conscience has been brought to you today by the sweet sound of Loudon Wainwright III.


  1. Don't like Pate and not really into Loudon but like his son Rufus.

  2. Bearman: Don't think that I've heard any Rufus Wainwright. Will definitely check that out.

  3. I actually think I could easily be a vegetarian... I only eat meat a couple times a week as it is. (Of course, if I go too long without including meat in my entree recipes, my husband definitely lets me know... :))

    By the way, I'm getting ready to head out to dinner... this was probably not the best thing to read right before eating. Now I'll be thinking about flies... ;)

  4. Lisa: No, I don't think it was. Unless, you got a strong stomach. :D

  5. Semi-occupied and in trouble is a good thing!

  6. I'm a fan of KFC but they closed the branch near me down so I hardly ever get it.

  7. Charles: KFC has some good things on the menu, but the one near me is in such a lousy location and has such crappy service that I haven't been there in about a year or so.

  8. We have a KFC, n I get enough cholesterol there about once per year. Just eat the original chicken plus bisquits only. It has a Taco Bell at the same counter, but I won't touch it.

    We also have Wendys n Burger King, plus McDs all right there too- BK double Cheezeburgers at $1.29 win far more often! Way cheaper than buying hamburger at the market...

    Don't eat meat often anymore, ($$$) n has to be soft or can't! I do love veggies tho, mostly cooked ones.

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  10. Snaggle Tooth: Mr. G.B. says that we have all of those in our town as well, and tat service is spore-addic at best.

    Mr. G.B. says he don't do McD's 'cause it makes him ill. Says that years ago, he dun got food poisonin' from a McD's and now most McD's food is super grezy.


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