Let me tell you, it's damn near impossible, 'cause them flies are just so freakin' tiny that there's no way in hell you can rest a computer on them without making fly pate'. Yummy Yum.
Speaking of pate', have you even tried pate'? Seems to me that anything that looks like Mighty Dog dog food wigglin' and jigglin' on the plate, should not be eaten, less you find yourself being the butt of ridicule for days on end.
And what about those butts? Personally, I prefer pork butt and ham butt, as opposed to any other kind of juicy butt. But in a pinch, a chicken butt will do.
But I don't eat too much chicken, 'cause you know I really don't have a groupie that cooks me chicken twenty-four seven and I really don't like the Beaneaters of Boston, 'cause you know, they give me gas.
Flies don't, which is odd, 'cause you know, they taste so yummy and are so chock full of natural nutrients that you simply can't hold in the excellent taste.
And I do have excellent taste, 'cause you know, I am a glutton for the foods I really enjoy, except the foods I really enjoy aren't that healthy for me.
But healthy food isn't what it's cracked up to be. I think my very worst nightmare, would be if I had to become a vegetarian. Just think about it, have you ever met a vegetarian who doesn't like veggies? I would starve to death,'cause the only thing I would have to eat are flies, but you know flies are da bomb.
And they taste even better with salt and washed down with bug juice. Yummy yum yum yum!
Speaking of Yum, did you know that there is a large food conglomo called Yum! Brands, operators of KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut? Haven't eaten at KFC in a while, 'cause I'm really hip to good customer service and the KFC near me don't have it. Same goes for Taco Bell. Don't do Pizza Hut, 'cause you know pizza isn't really that good for me.
And finally, speaking of good for me, this blog still is. And in the large scheme of life, its nice to know that I own at least one thing that keeps me semi-occupied and in trouble.
This stream of conscience has been brought to you today by the sweet sound of Loudon Wainwright III.