Hello dar! 'Tis I, Yello Bear, gettin' ready to chow down on a deeeeeeeeelishush P(ickel)-B(akun)-R(anch) bow-wow....yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Anywho, my good ole' bosum bud G.B. has been a lot of discombobulated with his head this week, so he'un axed me to tell yous that he's taking a much needed seista from the cyber world. Which means, as to the best of my rekohlectshun, 'cause you know, Yello Bear only gradijated from Elmer Fudd Elementary at the very bottum of his 3rd grade class, that means no trodding around that there social media site with the one billyun active users and no bloggin' written ore commentin'. Excepts heres of course, 'cause you know, he done promises me a case of Onyx Moonshine if I's takes kare of the comments today.
No siree bub, he's gonna spend that time trying to get undiscombobulated in the head and maybe, just maybe, be back to his normal self, 'cause you know, Yello Bear likes it when G.B's normals and not like what's he's been lately.
But never fear, 'cause you know, Yello Bear has something up his tiny little red shirt, in that G.B. has left you a little sumthin' to get yous in the mood for the holidays weakend.